CLUB GOSSIP: Bald Bitches

CLUB GOSSIP: Bald Bitches

They say that you know you’re going bald when it takes longer and longer to wash your face. My father used to say, “I’m not bald, I’m simply taller than my hair.” Either way, baldness is a condition usually associated with men, but what about women? It turns out that there are many women who struggle with baldness, including several women who work at Paddy’s. Did you know that along with Jose Canas and Braxton Hockaday – The Mayor of Bald Head Island – Arika Sexton, Nicole Alexander, Kelsey Sheppard, and Mary Morden are all bald as a baby’s ass? It’s true. They all wear wigs.

Barback, Jerel Bradley, a vocal critic of women in the workplace has weighed in on the situation. “This is why these women can’t keep a man. I mean what man is going to date a woman if he can’t pull her hair and slap her ass at the same time?”