CLUB GOSSIP: Dick In A Box

CLUB GOSSIP: Dick In A Box

Rumor has it that dart player, Josh Curvin, married his most recent girlfriend, Tiffany, in a lavish affair down at the magistrate’s office in the local courthouse. Apparently, he had his moustache washed and trimmed especially for the occasion. Known for his wandering eye and record setting vagina count in Eastern North Carolina, Curvin was in a pensive and reflective mood when interviewed by The Oily Discharge.

“Man, I’ve had more pussy than hot dinners, but I’m sick and tired of fucking. Laying there listening to their bullshit after I blow my load, I mean, who needs it? Sometimes they leave right away, but others want to stay and talk. I don’t have time for that. Tiffany plays with my balls, makes me a sandwich when I’m hungry and doesn’t talk too much. That’s hard to find, so I’m pitching my tent.”

Josh and Tiffany are moving to Alaska this month. They will be missed. Bon Voyage and God Speed.

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