CLUB GOSSIP: Hello Herpes, My Old Friend

CLUB GOSSIP: Hello Herpes, My Old Friend

The Oily Discharge just had a juicy piece of gossip come to our attention in recent days. It’s a little sensitive and involves a certain Paddy’s employee, so no names will be mentioned. So, a certain woman who frequents Paddy’s all the time broke up with her boyfriend recently and slept with a guy who she had a crush on for years. A few days later, she started to get a burning sensation in her vagina. She thought it was a yeast infection, but no - it was herpes. However, the guy she slept with had never had a herpes outbreak before, so where did this guy get it from? Well, he recently slept with a woman who was having a herpes outbreak. This woman also slept with the guy’s dad, and now she’s pregnant. But where did the herpes originally come from? The guy’s dad!

So, to sum up, this woman is pregnant, and they don’t know if the child’s father is the dad or the son. And now everyone has herpes. It’s a crazy world out there. God Bless America.