CLUB GOSSIP: Keeping The Peace With Potpourri

CLUB GOSSIP:

Keeping The Peace With Potpourri

With fifty plus people working at Paddy’s, keeping everybody happy, especially the females, can be a challenge. One of ways that Paddy’s management combats hostility between female employees is by utilizing Paddy’s own blend of potpourri in the female bathrooms. It is made from a combination of pinecones, lavender, rose petals, cinnamon, whole cloves, dried citrus peel, and a few drops of eucalyptus essential oil to enhance fragrance and longevity. Paddy’s manager, Kelsey Sheppard, explained to The Oily Discharge why this unusual strategy works so well.

“I can tell who’s pooping by how it smells in the bathroom. Arika has a particular smell. Megan does too. And Nicole, she smells like a small animal crawled up into her ass and died. Sometimes Braxton poops in the female bathroom, and that smell is impossible to get rid of. But aside from that, our potpourri has been able to keep things bearable for employees and customers alike. Another thing that keeps the peace is that Corrie Baggett is banned from having a bowel movement anywhere on the property.”