CLUB GOSSIP: Neosporin The Monkey

CLUB GOSSIP: Neosporin The Monkey

One evening, while shaving his balls, barback Jose Canas accidentally nicked his ball sack with the razor, and it began to bleed. He stopped the bleeding using styptic powder and then applied Neosporin antibiotic ointment to the injured sack. The numbing effect of the Neosporin gave Jose an idea. And that, my friends, was the beginning of the obscure fetish known as Neosporin The Monkey. The Oily Discharge contacted Jose to ask him how he feels about creating a brand-new sexual fetish.

“OMG. It just popped into my mind; ‘what if I used this stuff as a lubricant with which I could jack off?” said Jose. “The numbness makes it feel like someone else is jacking you off.”