Dear Alice

Dear Alice

Advice from an Irish Mother

Dear Alice,

My wife of 61 years likes me to dress up as a first responder. She believes it keeps our sex life interesting. So far, I’ve been a fireman, a policeman, a doctor, and a soldier – all in different emergency scenarios where I come and save the day. But lately, she’s been asking me to dress up as a burglar, break into our house, handcuff her, blindfold her, and shag her brains out. Is this, ok?

Dave M. – Rochester, NY

Dear Dave,

Is what ok, Dave? Is it wrong? No. She’s your wife. Is it dangerous? - What’s the difference between love and marriage, Dave? Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener. For most men at your age, ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering why they went in there. The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s ass twice, Dave. Enjoy yourselves while you still can.

Alice Gibney - Dublin, Ireland