Employee of the Month
Employee of the Month
Nicole Lynn Alexander
aka Chester The Molester, aka Cry Baby, aka Elf Ears aka Rose Toy aka Nicki
A black woman with the most white trash name ever.
The oldest of “approximately” 17 kids, Nicole says, “My daddy like to fuck a lot.”
In ninth grade, Nicole was about to fight a girl, but the girl turned out to be her sister.
When she turned twenty-seven, she told her dad that she didn’t want to meet any more of her siblings.
Nicole’s dick is “bigger than yours” and she tucks it between her ass cheeks “so I bust a nut every time I sit down.”
Of all the words she mispronounces, blowjob is not one of them.
Speaking of blowjobs, Nicole’s missing side tooth allows her to give really good head.
She regularly pulls out her left “tiddy” to show off her tattoo.
When she found the hidden camera her ex-boyfriend planted in her bedroom, she took his friend home and shagged him as payback.
Nicole has developed carpel tunnel syndrome in both wrists since the recent purchase of a Tongue Rose Vibrator Licker.
Nicole is loved for her wonderful personality and beautiful smile. She is a hard-working and talented mixologist, respected for her work ethic, honesty, and reliability. A wonderful friend and mother, Nicole always puts others before herself. Everyone at Paddy’s loves her dearly.
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