February Roast of the Month

ROAST of the Month

Shane Irving

aka Stinky aka Orc aka Flex aka Grunt aka MK6 aka Stepdad Of The Year aka Janice’s Bitch

• His girlfriend, Janice, has “fallen down the stairs” a few times for forgetting to leave the bathroom door open when she poops – Shane likes to watch and wipe.

• Upon meeting Janice, Shane suggested trying sex before rushing into dating.

• When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you buy them a nice set of tits.

• Shane never breaks character, even during orgasm.

• “The hardest thing about dating Shane is the knowledge that you’ve signed up for your greatest joy and your deepest heartache because he won’t have sex with the lights on and he simply refuses to go downtown.” – Janice Henderson

• Shane plays with personalized golf balls with a message that reads, “If found – give to your mom. I’ll pick it up later.”

• If Shane transitioned to female, you’d get Ashley Pickel.

• What can Shane do that a hormone can’t? Shane can make a whore moan.

• The biggest mistake men make is that they try to look like Shane rather than put the work in to become like Shane.

• Shane rides motorcycles to compensate for his parents not loving his nipple rings.

• Shane Irving is a man’s man, a sensitive soul, and truly a sheep in wolf’s clothing. He’s a good dad, a good friend, and one hell of a model American. Everyone at Paddy’s loves him, including Janice.