OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW
OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW
BY Patrick Gibney
2025 has been a wild ride. From Ernest Stewart (political pundit and Kanye West look-a-like) being exposed as both a lover and manipulator of white women to James McBride finally getting laid – it’s been real. And The Oily Discharge has been there in the background the whole time, reporting on all the shenanigans and goings-on in and around Paddy’s.
The year was full of surprises, too. DJ Siix’s successful penis reduction surgery propelled him into a new, healthy lifestyle that has resulted in a plethora of adult movie acting opportunities. Joe Creech, a retired OBGYN, and Tom Jones, a retired soldier and law enforcement officer, finally stopped trying to have sex with young women, and instead started offering advice to women considering breast augmentation surgery. And then there was the phantom pebble-dasher who kept destroying the female toilets back in April. Head of Security, Corrie Baggett, got the blame for that. However, she continues to strenuously deny the accusation. In May, Janice Henderson showed up with the fabulous new breasts her boyfriend bought her for her birthday while Megan Lee came out as a lover of African American penises. In August, Tony Morris came back to work after a near fatal motorcycle accident to an overload of sympathy sex from his many female admirers, while violinist, Bill Ayerbe, went public to complain that his friend, yours truly, doesn’t really care about him. The year ended with a very contentious staff vote on whether to allow women to wear assless and see-through clothing in The Church on weekend nights. Ashley Pickel was the only female who voted yes. Finally, we reported on dart professional, Josh Curvin’s nuptials, and what led a dirty horny bastard to finally find a woman who could deal with his bullshit. Overall, it was a gay old time. So, here’s to the future, and many more great moments and wonderful memories.
May 2026 be a year of fresh starts, great possibilities, and renewed hope – where you embrace new adventures, find joy in simple things, and achieve your wildest dreams. Happy New Year!
