Roast of the Month - Brian King • PhD
ROAST of the Month
Brian King, PhD
aka Edward aka Eddie aka Ed aka Easy E
PhD stands for Phantom Dick because the last time Dr. King saw his dick was in 2016. Since then, it’s been about as useful as his unused frequent flier miles on Spirit Airlines.
Dr. King’s high school classmates voted him “Most likely to be really really really really good at eating pussy” – so he dropped out and founded the feminine hygiene company, Down There Care, in Austin, TX, in 1990.
Dr. King holds the record for the longest fart (16.4 seconds) set in Bowling Green, Ohio, during their annual Longest Fart competition.
Dr. King’s current relationship is exactly one year older than his kid, which helps him remember the last time he got laid.
Dr. King’s first job was as a market researcher for Philip Morris USA. Less than one month into the job, someone broke into his office and downloaded porn onto his laptop.
During graduate school, Dr. King’s four roommates kicked him out of their one-bedroom apartment because his Gweneth Palthrow’s vagina-scented candle set the living room on fire.
Dr. King comes up with his best comedy bits while “honking out a dirtsnake.”
“He looks like a life coach who lives with his mom.” – comedian, Ryan Minton.
Dr. King is the author of the books, The Laughing Whore, and the international best seller, The Art Of Taking It In The Ass.
Brian King is a lovable, kind, talented, and down-to-earth gentleman. He is a loving husband, a devoted father, and he’s got some good dick underneath that big belly of his.
