ROAST OF THE MONTH - SEPT 2026

ROAST of the Month

Mitchel Bradley Fowler

aka Bitch’ll aka Bradski aka Shart Man akaTwat Waffle aka Brian King’s Bitch

• Mitch is the quintessential male Virgo, born nine months after the holidays – which means his dad got some Christmas pussy – which means he’s not “special” - he was an accident.

• Mitch picked up the nickname, Shart Man, from his wife when he shit his pants while hiking in Vegas.

• Mitch’s hobbies include playing with his wife, going on walks with his wife, touching his wife, kissing his wife, looking at his wife, talking to his wife, talking to people about his wife, taking photos and videos of his wife, and shagging his wife in a room with no mirrors.

• “Mitch Fowler is a straight up straggot – that’s a straight guy who is also a faggot. And straggots need laughs for validation.” – Dr. Brian King, Superior Comedy Host.

• Graduated from Southview High School in 2003 where he was voted Most Likely To Be Annoyingly Anal About His Security Clearance

• Like most white men born and raised in Fayetteville, Mitch joined the military right out of high school, enlisted in the Air Force (often referred to as the army air corps) and deployed to very dangerous places like Virginia Beach and Las Vegas.

• “Cracker ass cracker motherfucker.” – The Reverend Dr. Neil Ray.

• Mitch Fowler is a talented, down-to-earth gentleman. He is a loving family man, a loyal friend, and an American patriot. He is also a dedicated and dominant force behind the promotion and development of comedy in the Cape Fear region.