Many of you may have noticed that political pundit, Ernest Stewart, famous for his uncanny resemblance to Kanye West, is back in the Fayetteville area. Rumor has it that Ernest has been focusing on building relationships with as many sensitive liberal white women as possible as he navigates a period of his life where he is single and between jobs. One of his “girlfriends,” who spoke to The Oily Discharge on the condition of anonymity, claims that Ernest has a bevy of women who “take care of him."