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CLUB GOSSIP  - No More Shagging in the Raine

“When you pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too”, said Denzel Washington in The Equalizer. That may well be true, but Thomas Raine Fuller, recently allowed back into Paddy’s after a lengthy ban, has promised to clean up his act and stop chasing pussy. “I’m a man of God” said Raine, now a “professional” photographer. “I’m just here to photograph people and talk about Jesus.”


His readmittance, however, comes with certain conditions, according to head of security, Chad Shelby. “Well, we’ve asked Mr. Fuller to stop trying to fuck all the women, especially the married ones. He has a nasty habit of tripping up and falling into other people’s vaginas. So far, he seems to be on his best behavior.”

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