CLUB GOSSIP - The Twaddle Basket
Rumor has it that British native Jennifer Platt is starting a Facebook group/club dedicated to women scorned. It will be called The Twaddle Basket. This will be a place where women can go and talk shit about men and other women who they deem to be unworthy of club membership. To be a member, you must be an adult female who has all the requisite lady bits including breasts (store bought or natural), a vagina (naturally occurring not surgically manufactured), and no facial hair. You need to have been married to at least one Special Forces guy at some point in your life, and you must have been the victim of at least one stalker who has poured water into your gas tank.