Advice from an Irish Mother

Dear Alice,

I met this beautiful woman recently. She’s perfect. The only thing is, she blew up my bathroom after we went to an Indian restaurant for dinner. I can’t seem to get over this. What do I do?                                                                                     

Mike S – Garner, NC

Dear Mike,

Don’t take her to eat Indian food ever again would be my first thought. The human body has a digestive system. Your body must take food in, digest it, and release the waste. That’s how humans survive. Worrying about such things is like worrying about the weather or worrying about traffic. You can do nothing about either one, and you certainly can’t control your girlfriend’s bowel movements. Focus on the things that make her beautiful. And remember, your arse probably doesn’t smell like roses either.

Alice Gibney