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Advice from an Irish Mother

Dear Alice,

What are camel toads? I overheard my 12-year-old grandson talking to his friend about going to the pool to “scout some camel toads.” I’m praying to God that it’s not drugs. MC – Beauford, NC


Dear MC,

The phrase you are referring to is camel toes, not toads. It is a crude euphemism for the shape a woman’s vagina makes through clothing that is very tight on her. It has nothing to do with drugs and everything to do with our children being exposed to sex and sexuality way too early. May God bless us and save us.

Alice Gibney

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