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Dear Alice

Advice from an Irish Mother

Dear Alice,

My boyfriend recently bought a Ford Mustang, and he openly brags that it’s better than sex with me. He says he’s just having fun, but it’s really put a dent in my confidence. What should I do?

RS – Coeur d’Alene, Idaho


Dear RS,

Pull up the drawbridge to your downstairs area. See if he thinks that’s funny. Of course, you could stick a banana up his tailpipe, but he might like that. Never waste your feelings on people who don’t value them.

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