Dear Alice
Advice from an Irish Mother
Dear Alice,
My boyfriend recently bought a Ford Mustang, and he openly brags that it’s better than sex with me. He says he’s just having fun, but it’s really put a dent in my confidence. What should I do?
RS – Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
Dear RS,
Pull up the drawbridge to your downstairs area. See if he thinks that’s funny. Of course, you could stick a banana up his tailpipe, but he might like that. Never waste your feelings on people who don’t value them.