Employee of the Month
Nathan Lougin - aka Nate aka Nasty aka Milk aka Lil Pussy Hound aka Young Dirty Basdard aka Feltch aka Fatboy aka Slim Lady aka Mow Fawka.
- It’s not meth, he’s just skinny.
- He has to jump around in the shower to get wet.
- He is sometimes referred to as The Rapture because he suddenly vanishes into thin air when pussy calls or texts.
- Lil Pussy Hound has been mainlining porn since he was 7, hence the hostile attitude towards “bitches.”
- The average phone battery lasts longer than his relationships.
- He orgasms faster than a speeding bullet.
- More than half of his female friends are women.
- Having your own podcast, attending Bible study, and Battle Rapping are great places to meet “bitches.”
- Pretty fly for a white guy.
- Have you ever noticed how happy bisexual men are?
- Nathan is a talented artist and podcaster. He is loved and adored by his friends and family, and he is a kind and benevolent Christian man.