Employee of the Month
Jacklyn McDaniel aka Jax aka Badonkadonk aka Yeasty Muffin aka Crackahoa
- When she’s horny, her pronouns are him, her, they, them, and it.
- Valedictorian at Braxton Hockaday University – BSc in Oral Sex.
- No one works as hard as Jax does, no one. Just ask her.
- She finally found a white guy to date, but he decided to move to Africa.
- In Africa, she is known as Crackahoa which means, “white girl with a black girl’s ass.”
- Buy her an Angry Orchard and a grilled cheese pesto sandwich and she’ll let you see her asshole tattoo.
- Most men feel emasculated by her big dick energy.
- She likes her men like she likes her video games – with as little dialogue as possible.
- Her favorite video games are ones depicting men as submissive, sexual objects or as prizes to be won.
- Jax is a kind, smart, hard-working, beautiful woman with a sassy sense of humor and an infectious smile. She is a mixology rockstar and a beloved member of the Paddy’s family.