Employee of the Month
Caitlin Elizabeth Thrasher aka Caiti aka Tugboat aka Hardcore
- Caiti, born and raised in South Shore, Massachusetts, graduated from high school in Bradenton, Florida, where she was voted “Most Likely To Sit On A Man’s Face Until He Loses Consciousness.”
- She is 68% Irish, 30% Scottish, and 2% Chinese – which explains her love for the Asian dish, Creamofsomyunguy.
- On her own since she was 15, Caiti not only had a full-time job and her own apartment in high school, but she also fronted a punk/ska band called David’s Bar Mitzvah which helped quell her voracious sexual appetite for Mexican men.
- She once punched a man in a mosh pit, breaking his nose and shattering his jaw which is why her boyfriend, Daniel, does whatever she wants him to do.
- She married her high school sweetheart two days after her 18th birthday, moved to Fort Bragg when he joined the army behind her back, and divorced his ass when he denied having a wife and kids to his new girlfriend.
- Caiti is the mother of 4 children, Trent (18), North (16), Phoenix (10), and Daniel (35).
- Caitlin Thrasher is a hardworking, devoted mom, and if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, you’re lucky enough. She has been a breath of fresh air to the Paddy’s organization bringing intelligence, talent, enthusiasm, and love to our family.