TAF – The Cory Sloan Story
BY Patrick Gibney
Have a guess what the acronym TAF stands for. Tall and fat? Tell a friend? Terminal area forecast? That’s all folks? Not even close. TAF, when it comes to Paddy’s mixologist, Cory Sloan, stands for Thick As Fuck. Cory, who hails from Exeter, Rhode Island, is all about thickness – his biceps, his triceps, his pectorals, his deltoids, his piriformis, his balls, his dick, and his women are all thick as fuck.
Afterall, we’re talking about a guy who benches 500lbs. We’re talking about a guy who has played hockey for over 14 years. We’re talking about a guy who owns a motorcycle. We’re talking about a guy who skydives on the weekends. And probably the most impressive factoid is that we’re talking about a guy who goes muff diving on a regular basis – giving pleasure to females all across the fruited plains of Cumberland, Hoke, and Harnett counties.
“You could drop this guy off at the Artic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he’s going to show up at your swimming pool with a million-dollar smile and a fist full of pesos. This guy is a professional,” says close friend and workout buddy, Brandon Baggett. And Baggett is not his only admirer. Sloan’s best friend, Devin Culbreth says, “Anytime the military has an operation that can’t fail, they call this guy in to train the troops. He’s the kind of guy who would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire.” Even mercurial mixologist, Justin Toyer, is enamored with Cory Sloan. “This is the kind of guy you would thank if he were sleeping with your wife or girlfriend.” But what makes Cory Sloan tick?
Well, it’s the same thing that makes him thick – remarkable self-control and an unwavering commitment to making sure a woman has an orgasm long before he, himself, finally orgasms. When he’s not defending the nation or making women orgasm repeatedly, Cory is a full-time student with a 4.0 GPA at Campbell University where he is working on an undergraduate degree in biology on his way to a Physician Assistant Master’s Degree. If he’s not in the gym or working on his continuing education, you might find him hanging out with his beloved dog, Besa, a buff and well-hung Cane Corso, just like his dad. Cory is a true gentle giant with a contagious laugh and a down-to-earth demeanor. He is full of positive energy with a remarkable ability to find the good in any situation. Paddy’s is lucky and grateful to have a soul like Cory Sloan in our family.