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Ashley Anne Pickel
aka Murph aka Butch aka Blue
- Born in Melbourne, Florida, Ashley feels that her love of wearing Strap-Ons came from “growing up where the space shuttle takes off.”
- Murph, as she was known in high school, graduated from Douglas Byrd, and was voted Most Likely To Work In A Bar And Chase Pussy.
- Murph loves deer hunting, catfish noodling, guns, and model trains.
- Like most 40-year-old lesbians, Ashley wouldn’t even notice if her tits fell off.
- She wasn’t “molested as a child” and she doesn’t “hate men” and it’s not that she hasn’t “met the right guy yet,” She just “loves pussy.”
- Little Goody Two Shoes is her favorite online game because “it lets you pick 3 different young ladies to fuck.”
- Her wardrobe consists of Black-Tie Tuxedos for formal wear, 3-piece suits and ties for business dress, and plaid flannel (no exceptions) for casual wear.
- Statistically speaking, a Butch lesbian is more likely to get pregnant than a Femme, Lipstick, or Chapstick lesbian – just saying.
- Ashley Pickel is a funny, down-to-earth, talented mixologist and comic. She is a retired Army veteran and an American patriot, a loving big sister, and a beloved member of the Paddy’s family.
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