“Oh, Joe and Tom are wonderful,” said mom of three and regular customer, Shella Korch, when contacted by The Oily Discharge for comment. “I was thinking of having my breast implants removed but Joe told me all about Table Pussy and how breast implants were particularly important if any woman wanted to be considered Table Pussy. I had no idea. And Tom told me what Benjamin Franklin once said, ‘You know God loves man because he gave us beer, breast implants, and yoga pants.’ I’m so grateful for their wisdom and insight. I think I’m going to keep them.”