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Brandon Dyer aka Georgie Porgie aka No Neck Ed aka Prince Albert aka The Trailer Park Gypsy
- Brandon looks like a teenage girls’ dad who doesn’t mind if all her friends drink at his house as long as no one drives.
- Grabbing ass, cupping tits, and forcibly putting his hands down women’s underwear are his love languages, along with lying, manipulation, and gaslighting, according to his best friend, Dennis, via “anonymous” text.
- Deeply insecure, Brandon has a massively fragile ego and a fear of rejection. So, he has created a fantasy world where he’s the center of the universe and everyone else is inferior. In other words, he’s short.
- He’s not staring at your tits, Ma’am, he’s looking into your heart.
- He pierced his dick in several locations because he likes to get as much cum on himself as possible.
- Brandon considers the two most important holes on a woman’s body to be her nostrils – so she can breathe while blowing him.
- Only “lesbians” don’t find him attractive.
- When it rains, his shoulders stay dry because his head is so big.
- The perks of being short include lots of legroom, tippy toe kisses, jokes go over your head, and you can wear heels without being too tall.
- Brandon Dyer is a warm, kind, generous, loving husband and father. He is also forgiving, patient, and graceful, even with those people who don’t deserve it.
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