Employee of the Month
Employee of the Month
Mychelle Anderson - aka Stankum
- The carpet DOES NOT match the drapes.
- It’s not hair dye, it’s an alien semen stain that won’t wash out.
- Only cherry-flavored latex stands between her and her love for her boyfriend, Cris.
- She eventually figured out that Cris orgasms only when you stick a finger up his ass.
- Why is her vagina called The Grand Canyon? Because she thought Gargantuan Canyon made it sound big.
- She ate lunch in a bathroom stall by herself all through high school.
- She’s fun to hang out with if you’re deaf and blind.
- She bounces back and forth between needy and unhinged during her time of the month.
- They took a little too much off during her titty reduction surgery.
- “She’s black. She can handle being roasted.” – her boyfriend, Cris.
- Mychelle is funny, beautiful, down-to-earth, smart, reliable, and hard-working. Paddy’s is lucky and grateful to have her working with us.