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CLUB GOSSIP - Smell My Ballsack
As ridiculous as it may seem, rumor has it that most sexually active males not only shave their taint; they moisturize it, too. They then apply a dab of their favorite cologne every day. The result is said to give a man a 90% chance of getting laid. The Oily Discharge asked star mixologist, Patrick Lawless, for some input.
“I’ve been saying this for years – it’s all about the taint. I use shea butter on my taint. Bitches these days always go straight to the taint. I shit you not.”
Veteran Chef, David Sears, agrees, “I haven’t had a woman in a few days, but I can say this: as soon as I started incorporating taint maintenance in my overall approach, I found myself overwhelmed with potential suitors, if you know what I mean.”
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