Dear Carol,

The truth is, even the smallest worm can catch the biggest fish if he knows how to work it, but men are always more preoccupied with penis size than women. Many women prefer small ones, just like some men prefer small titties. Keep reminding him that he has a very special lady in his life who doesn’t care about the size of his penis. Remind him that the important thing is it’s attached to someone you love very much. Tell him that there’s a lot to be said for a penis that stays hard and ready for as long as needed as opposed to a guy who’s big but can’t get beyond half-mast. Get some Sildenafil if he needs a little help. It’s a wonderful drug. Every man should have it in his medicine cabinet. Other options include experimenting with unusual sexual positions or encouraging him to become a world champion oral sex expert (which he should already be - considering his situation). You should also consider giving his penis a nickname like Fred, or Doug, or Gerald. Ask him every day how “Gerald” is doing. And leave some underwear with a suggestive note to “Gerald” in your bedroom. He will start to think of “Gerald” as separate from himself. This should take his mind off the size issue and lead to keeping the lights on during hanky-panky.