Anna Joy Bolduc

aka Bananas aka Baldrick aka Behar aka Daffney aka Vice Grips aka Pookie Poo aka Hugh Jarse aka Turd Cutter aka Pussy Fart aka Uno Brow.

• Sometimes, air gets trapped in her vagina.
• The male scrotum is like a splinter in her mind, slowing driving her insane.
• Her boyfriend drives a Corvette, but his dick is slightly wider than her ex-husbands.
• Don’t you hate it when you sit on the toilet and your clit falls in the water?
• While on safari in Africa, she appreciated it when her Uncle Jack helped her off an elephant, but she refused to help her Uncle Jack off an elephant.
• She has a vibrator called Kunta.
• Getting divorced doesn’t mean you failed at marriage, it simply means you don’t do anal.
• She has three pussies, and they all have an Instagram page.
• Her dream is to have gigantic, fake titties someday.
• Anna is a warm, kind, diligent, passionate, resilient, and very quick-witted member of the Paddy’s family. We love her dearly.