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Dear Alice

Dear Alice,

I’m a 22-year-old male who recently joined the Fire Department. The guys at the firehouse are giving me a hard time because I said, in what I thought was a private conversation, that I have sex with my girlfriend for 10 to 15 minutes before I orgasm. They have been calling me a pussy, claiming that they can go for 3 to 4 hours straight without orgasming or even taking a break. Is there something wrong with me?

Stevie B – Rockfish, NC


Dear Stevie,

No. You’re fine. They are pulling your leg, I’m afraid. Not only are they lying about the “3 to 4 hours”, but no flesh and blood woman could possibly want or even tolerate such a thing. The length of your friends’ adventures in the bedroom is probably more in the 3 to 4 minutes range, and that’s assuming their equipment is adequate and operating correctly. The truth is, if men had periods, they would brag about the size of their tampons. Ignore them and enjoy your life.

Alice Gibney

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