Employee of the Month
Daniel Fimbres ~ aka Mr. Sphincter, aka El Burrito Grande, aka Super Soaker
- Pornhub Premium Executive Platinum Member.
- Accidents happen.
- The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest.
- This man is in dire need of a moist towelette.
- His ex is jealous of women who have never met him.
- Many people feel he should introduce his top lip to his lower lip and shut the fuck up.
- Daniel knows how to please a woman. That’s why he leaves them alone.
- Lubeless anal sex coupled with a severe irritable bowel issue has led to some messy situations.
- If he ran like his asshole does, he’d be in good shape.
- Where has all the pussy been his whole life? Where it will be for the rest of his life – Pornhub.
- Daniel is a lovable, down-to-earth, hard-working, and talented lighting and sound engineer. He is a devoted father, a treasured member of the Paddy’s family, and a loyal and honest friend.